Just realized I live next to morons. Why? Because of this…
You’re 21 McDouche! You are not close to 30. Now although this statement is true, why not 40? Or even 80? All those numbers would make the statement true but the person who wrote this makes 30 out to being a bad number. For that I say, you are a moron. Oh and birthday boy? Wash your truck .
Sorry for the lack of holiday posts. Expect an epic Halloween one before the big day.
Casserole of Disaster 
Ok, I have no idea why, but this post almost made me fall out of my chair.
McDouche indeed.
A couple of months ago an online friend of mine got the front of his car covered with taped on pieces of paper that wished him a happy 21st. I would rather not be inconvenienced. And that isn’t as bad as I think it was failblog a while ago someone had that type of paint on their rear window that said something like stay out of this country until you learn english and I think english was spelled wrong lol. Epic fail indeed. I love that friggen website. And for the naughtier folk, pornfail.com is great too even though it’s not updated nearly enough.
Of all the things noteworthy on a 21’st BD…
30 is the new 21! Hurray!
Happy Halloween!!! 😀
His friends are nowhere near 30 or they wouldn’t have written something SO OFFENSIVE. They suck. On a brighter note, I was with a bunch of 37-38 year olds last weekend and I, at 34, was the only one who got carded. It made them feel bad, haha.
Getting closer to 30…and further away from being cool. Writing stupid shit on your car should have stopped at high school graduation.
Halloweeeeeeeen poooooooost! I need to live vicariously through whatever Halloween partying you did. Post please! kthanksbye
I share your horror and disgust.
Signed,
>30