Just realized I live next to morons. Why? Because of this…

You’re 21 McDouche! You are not close to 30. Now although this statement is true, why not 40? Or even 80? All those numbers would make the statement true but the person who wrote this makes 30 out to being a bad number. For that I say, you are a moron. Oh and birthday boy? Wash your truck .

Sorry for the lack of holiday posts. Expect an epic Halloween one before the big day.