I have to admit, I have become pretty desensitized to what is funny in our current state of pop culture. Maybe it is the fact that the last season of The Office was a little drab. Or perhaps I am still holding a very bitter animosity towards Fox for canceling Arrested Development. What ever the case is, I very rarely have laugh out loud moments when it comes to television. To be fair I rarely watch enough of it to be a critic but still, the few shows I see that are prime time get little more than a smirk. That is why I focus on commercials because they can hit a home run when TV can barely get a base hit.

Bud Light commercials have to be the greatest dead space filler since Billy Mays made his infomercial debut. The cleaver campaign has touched the hearts of many 22 to 35 year old guys and can make even the most pedantic and culture asshole chuckle. I would love to see the think-tank at the corporate advertisement office. I imagine it is a room full of Nerf hoops, air hockey tables and dart boards with a kegerator in the corner and the ad execs ranged from 24 to 30 year old dudes. The dress code would be little more than no jean shorts and if you wore a polo, the collar had to be down. An environment like that would be perfect to give us a gem like this.

It’s nice to see that laundry detergents and stain removal products are not only targeting women. It’s true that most all the guys I know, including myself, do their own laundry. I even use dryer sheets and (gasp) iron from time to time. I still have a hard time figuring out how to get some stains out and normally I would just turn to the black magic of the local Korean dry cleaners but thanks to Tide’s stain stick I have some magic of my own. To be perfectly honest, it was this commercial that made me stop in the aisle at the grocery store. To this day I still have this in my head when I see someone with a stain.

I am old enough to remember the day when Snickers candy bars were target to be a quick alternative to lunch. It was the “pick me up” of the mid eighties but then that damn FDA gave us the food pyramid that didn’t include nugget, chocolate or caramel. So it was left to the kids and the commercials became drab. That is until recently when someone finally was in charge of the marketing that had a sense of humor. Maybe it is the weird, quirky characters but I laugh harder every time I see this. I have a thing with poorly played horns.

This one really spoke to me. I think I have been to Quizno’s collectively five times in my life but those five times were when the Quizo rats or chinchillas or maybe gerbils were the spokes….things. For the life of me I can not figure out why they got rid of them. The singing was perfect, the South Park like animation was aces and to this day I still say “They got a pepper barrrrr“. Now that has to say something to the marketing department when I still sing that four years later. We need to start a petition to bring the Mexican rat things back. “We love the subsssss!'”

Man, this was a stretch for a post. I have some long ones that I have been working on for a while and they should be up by Friday. Hope you like them.

By the way, where the fuck is spell check in the new WordPress? If there is one thing I can’t live without, it is spell check.

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  1. Whoa, whoa whoa, I am not going to comment on how much I love that Quizno’s ad. I am going to focus on your assessment of The Office. Season 3 was golden. I mean, I think so anyhow. But anyways, I haven’t seen much of it this year at all. Mostly because there hasn’t been much of it to speak of. (also, not so sure how I feel about Pam and Jim actually being together)
    Okay, I am done.

  2. Ok, the first three commercials are some of my recent FAVES! I laugh out loud whenever I see them. “The feast…it’s ruined”–classic! And I’ve often wondered what Pippin would say if he could talk (or rather, if I could understand him). I think it would go something like this:

    ME: Hey Pippin! What’s up?
    PIP: (licking his butt) Don’t bug me…I’m busy.

    Yeah. SAUSAGE!

  3. Get a spell check plug-in, they have them for Firefox and IE7. The spell check over at blogger breaks all my pictures and youtube videos, it’s a nightmare. I love the Tide stain commercial, it was my favorite from the super bowl.

  4. I LOATHE AND ABHOR the new WordPress Dashboard.


    Can’t wait to read your “longer things” as you call them. How you brag. Typical male. I suppose you really believe those bullshit map legends that one inch equals a mile.

    And another thing, the next time you’re at the store and you see a mom in there with a bunch of kids, you walk up to here and say, “Lady, it’s a fucking vagina…NOT a clown car!!”,


  5. LK, hahahahahahahaha! Priceless.

    Jodie that was just too awesome. I think I like the cow on the treadmill the best.

  6. You had me (dumbfounded) at “…The Office was a little drab…”. That’s almost a sacrilegious statement to me. Did you watch last night? If so, did you laugh out loud when Michael yelled, “That’s what she said,” in rage to Jan? I’m hoping that was enough to renew your faith.

    I DVR everything and then watch it, skipping through the commercials with glee. Sometimes I have to go to Youtube just to see a funny commercial (usually beer….that must be the place to work if you are a marketing or advertising major).

  7. I knew I would get railed on for being a little hum-drum about season 3 but compared to 2 I have to say I had higher expectations. I just felt the darker tone left a little to be desired. Not saying it wasn’t funny but the end of the show moments were not as touching. Those are my favorite parts.

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