Ok, so I’m not done with my list of people that have ducked out of the limelight as I know it. Sorry this took more than a week to post but work is an SOB lately. I know it’s an accuse and people with far more responsibility manage to post when they say they will like my pal Kristiane but Hell, at least I am doing now. So without further ado I present to you some others that I ish we would see more often.
Art Evans, mang! This guy was a key element in defeating the terrorists in Die Hard 2 and was a pretty shitty detective that completely blew off Charley Bruster in Fright Night. His demeanor was always one that commanded at least 35% of a viewers attention. We acknowleged him but when he shows up in other movies the brain goes into the “where have I seen him before” mode. Personally I think Die Hard 2 would have sucked without the charm of Art and his quick witted line, “where are you going to get those lights? Borrow them from Batman?”.
Stephen Geoffreys was best known for his character Evil Ed in Fright Night. Every time I saw this movie I couldn’t help but become a little annoyed with him as Ed. That is until he was bitten and turned into a vampire with really exaggerated teeth. I mean he could eat apples through a picket fence. His vamped character was spot on, man. Spot on. But with all that going for him, Steve took a different career road than budding actors. He went straight to the hard core gay porn industry. No shit. Some of his later movies were (and I’m not making this up) Butt Pirate, Latin Crotch Rockets, Seamen In Training, and Leather Buddies. Well, what ever floats your boat or in Stephen’s case, beats your banana. Good for you Steve. I’m glad you are who you are.
Who you callin’ Dicknose? Jerry Levine is that sarcastic guy you just can’t help but love. My earliest memory of Jerry was his character in Iron Eagle as Doug Masterson’s buddy. They had kind of a weird trifecta friendship between them and their token black friend, Reggie. Really? Reggie? But again I digress. Jerry has been in many great films including his major role in Teen Wolf which told all us teens to be popular we must exploit our friend’s differences to give meaning to ourselves. Jerry is now a director for the funniest show on TV, Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I knew he was funny. He just needed a better agent.
Damn, I need to finish this later on tonight. The one fucking coffee shop that has wifi has just been invaded by mother fucking high school drama students. I hate all these kids. I hate drama kids. Drama college students are cool. Drama high schoolers are seriously unbearable. Too loud, to dramatic (no shit) and all annoying. I’m not even going to spell check this. It’s so funny to hear how hard life is to them. seriously? Declaring themselves bi-sexual? in a coffee shop? Fucking little assholes. I hope a there is a prom knock-up soon in their future. Hee….
Quite possibly one of your best posts yet, my friend. Fright Night is one of my favorite horror movies of all time, and I sorely miss Stephen Geoffreys, but I was reading on Fangoria the other day that he’s making another horror movie right now called Sick Girl (not to be confused with the recent Masters of Horror movie of the same name), where he plays a high school teacher. They showed a picture of him and he’s all old and bald now. He’ll always be Evil Ed to me though, gay porn or no. I just want to see him return to horror.
Stiles was awesome too. I really want that “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE” shirt.
p.s….shameless self promotion following….My show, “Dark Entries” returns to the airwaves tonight from 2-4am (technically tomorrow morning). You can check it out streaming at: http://wusc.sc.edu
“Oh, you’re so COOL, Brewster!!!”
Ok, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jerry Levine. Scouts Honor ::holds up fingers::
Also, you shouldn’t be so hard on the drama kids, I mean, how many times have they faked their deaths today? 😉 You’d be depressed and bi-sexual too lol.
Find another WIFI lovin coffee shop and come back soon WILL. I’ve missed you 🙂
Jerry is probably producing porn in the valley.
Uh, I was a high school drama kid. *sniff*
Yes…the world needs more Dicknose guy!
You too Billy could spend procrastination time as I do. 😉
I remember that glob of ejaculate.
Can you tell I’m bitter? I am in dire need of meeting and marrying a gay-straight man. I think that’s my only fucking option.
PS..I hated that Ed cat from “Fright Night”: as well. Always looked like a junkie to me. He had those funky ass thin vascular..prime for shooting heroin.
I have a copy of teen wolf I should watch it tonight. Sorry Will but the other two movies I haven’t watched and don’t plan on watching them. You should mention how creepy macaulay culkin looks now.
Jodi. watch Fright Night. Do it for me and DJ D. We’ll love you for it.
Essaytch: I was thinking about you the whole time. Tat is why they are still alive. You know I love you.
LK: call me
Jonny: Do you know Geoffrey? If so can I get an autograph for me and DJ?
Kirbyann: – 🙂
Oh, jonny. Just read your site. I guess that’s a no on the autogragh.
Maybe you can get an autograph someday made with his semen. And I also forgot to add earlier that a great name for a band would be the leather crotch rockets. I’m a genius.
I think my pain can best be expressed in a monologue from Shakespeare’s “King Lear”:
“By day and night he wrongs me; every hour He flashes into one gross crime or other, That sets us all at odds: I’ll not endure it…”
Ahh fuck it. Just buy me a latte and we’re cool. 😉
I LOVED that you went Mary Katherine Gallagher!!!!
Tee hee…MKG and I are kindred spirits. We both even went to Catholic School! There’s a bond, I say… 🙂
essaytch, I have no idea who you are, but I’m looking at your picture and now I suddenly have an image of you shoving your fingers into your armpits and then smelling them nervously.
Oh GREAT! I’m so glad that’s the impression I’m giving to perfect strangers…..
Hey Bill (hope you don’t mind me calling you that), or anyone else who can answer this:
How do I add a picture to my comments? You know, like to the right of the comments? I don’t want people to think that I look like a blank white box.
DJ- If you have a worpress page you’ll be able to add your pic, I think