I am soon to return. Maybe with bells on! Well, I have a lot to say regardless. Actually, did I use regardless right? Or is it irregardless that makes one sound like an exploded asshole?
Soooo, be right back!
I wrote this on my iPhone. Crazy technology. It will kill us all!
Casserole of Disaster 
do not use irregardless, that is the sin.
Good luck in your adventures ‘back’!
Pwease, Mistuh Will, I’m turning bwue!
Keep on keepin’ on. And keep on writing stuff.
*GASP* Irregardless is not a word, SIR! LOL