29 thoughts on “Learned Something

  1. One time a guy selling me shoes asked if I thought he should have a vasectomy. Why don’t shoe people say normal shoe things to me? Why must they be weird?

  2. The bigger question is, are the shoe laces pictured above the actual ones you were buying? Because if that’s the case, you’ve got a lot more writing to do. I think you’re leaving out a few key details here.

    • I have two pairs of fat shoelaces, one with spiderwebs and one with skullies. You kin have one.
      I don’t need eitehr right now, but I’m waiting for the day when I get new shoes and will just go “THESE LACES I’VE BEEN HANGING ON TO FOR THREE YEARS NOW HAVE A USE!”

      what?! they were gifts!

      yes.
      my family gave me shoelaces as christmas gifts.
      Either I am really easy or really hard to shop for.

      I imagine it’s the latter.

Speak to me, Egor.

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