I’m Alive!

 I am sorry I have been so busy. Actually, I don’t know why I am apologizing. That seems pretty presumptuous that you enjoy reading my random thoughts and stories. Regardless, I am back and writing. So I will leave you with this Confucius ponder:

   If a Fly didn’t have wings would it be called a Walk?

  One wonders…….

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  1. Well, well, well…look who decided to make it to the party. Glad to see you’re alive and well. I was beginning to think your last blog post was strangely prophetic and you had a plane trip that didn’t end so well.

    I think technically, the fly might be still be a maggot. A really big, overdeveloped maggot.

  2. Hey I was watching SNL on the DVR this morning and I was informed that Christopher Walken is going to be on a new episode April 5th. To my knowledge someone said I am their own personal Christopher Walken because I am too cool to define 🙂 Take care Will.

  3. Dude, I feel the same way. I haven’t been around in a over a month. In interweb time that’s like a year.

    To add to it: Confucius also said “Life sucks then you die”

    At least I think that was him….

  4. Welcome back, damn you. The kids have been asking for you again. I told them the same thing I always do…that you’re a lesbian.

    That’s works for about a day. But they always go straight to a map and look up Beirut. Makes ’em feel closer to you, I suppose.

    Then again, they watch a lot of Ellen Degeneris, too. They’re ugly kids to be sure Honey, but they are indeed goddamn smart.

    And “Will and Grace” reruns.

    Happy Easter or Passover or some random, yet obscure Druidic feast day.


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