Buy This Shirt And You Will Be Set Free

It’s no secret that I love the cult classic from the late eighties, The ‘Burbs. A film that poked fun of our quirky suburban lifestyles and those who mow their lawns for the four hundredth time than SNAP! Beautifully shot with all sorts of flaws but perfect in plot involving Satanists, murder and those nosey neighbors who should have just gone to the lake. I swear to the God of Kundar, if they even think of a remake I will burn this town down. It is a blend that can never be duplicated.


The point of this post is to let you know that right NOW, the amazing people at Fright Rags are pre-selling this amazing shirt which pays homage to the film that can easily make soul mates from strangers by simply sharing quotes like, “Ray, you’re chanting.” This is a beautiful piece of art and I think we all need this hanging on our boobs.

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And! And! And!…It’s only $18.00 for tonight. Sorry for the late notice but you know what to do. This is way too good to pass up. So shut up and paint your Goddamn house and order this shirt because it will bring you a pile of beautiful ladies. Or men. Either or.

Click Art below and in July, you will be the cat’s pajamas. Be sure to follow them on Twitter too.

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3 thoughts on “Buy This Shirt And You Will Be Set Free

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  1. I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, “do not mess with suburbanites”. Because, uh, frankly we’re just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we’re not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We’re out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.

Speak to me, Egor.

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