Crazy Christmas Martini Sets


A few weeks ago I was cruising through the grocery store and walked past a rack of magical red and green martini shakers and thought, “Will/Bill, should probably talk about these” but instead I put them off for a later day. That day was yesterday when I found an evening to go out and finally buy them. The problem was they were nowhere to be found. Absolutely my luck.

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The gods, however, took pity on me and I only needed to go to eleven stores before I found the same display with three Holiday Martini Shakers. This time there was an extra one in the group, pomegranate. I scooped up all three and headed for the door. Well, first the register. That’s when I learned the value of having a membership card to the grocery store because the price on the display said $4.99 but upon checking out it jumped to a gut-punching $7.99. So, this vlog cost a bit more including higher quality booze. I can’t handle the charcoal filtered plastic bottles like , Mr. Miller’s vodka.

I apologize for the length but I had to cover all three and show you how I can screw up the easiest of martinis and margaritas. Plus, I got to use my office blender and I love showing that thing off.

Turn off the brain and watch me make a mess.

3 thoughts on “Crazy Christmas Martini Sets

  1. You are so cute when you laugh at yourself. If I was a drinker, I think I would like any of these flavors.

    Trick for next time, if the membership card discount works if you give them a phone number, give them the Jenny phone number. It’s common for people to put that phone number on the sign up form.

  2. Holy reindeer snot. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you HOW LONG I have searched for the movie at the start of that video. Please tell me what movie it is, it has haunted me for years and NO AMOUNT of Google word combinations have found it. Years.

Speak to me, Egor.

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