My turn offs are ignorance, racism, and sexism. You’ll never recover from that with me.
I love golf but don’t like the people who play it. Story to come later.
Wine makes me randy, beer makes me drunk and liquor makes me “that guy”.
I have seen What About Bob three hundred times and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it.
The bend of the arm and knee and that soft part of the neck gives me the willies.
I like wallpaper over paint.
I have been arrested. It was dropped but I still have a mugshot. It was over a traffic ticket that I paid but was never, I don’t know, sent to the magic land of driver license ticket already paid file. I hate them all.
I met Kevin Costner. When we met he said “I won’t sign an autograph but I’ll let you shake my hand.” My college roommate said, “Bullshit…you can shake mine.” I always looked up to that dude.
I will get into “Sex In The City” kicking and screaming. It is inevitable but I am giving the good fight. Sarah J. Parker does look like a foot.
I want what I can’t have.
I have been awake for the sunrise hundreds of times. I want to see it someday.
Lacey is turning 27 this weekend.
I used to throw a perfect spiral. It’s gone.
Kids who go to bed hungry make me stay awake at night.
I fart on escalators on purpose.
I tend to confuse escalators and elevators.
I miss my grandmother on my Dad’s side and my Granddad on my mom’s.
I think spinach was found to be edible on accident.
I want to be a dad
I don’t like to be touched by people I don’t know.