Halloween Finds at Big Lots!

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The Halloween Hell Show continues a today I want to share some items I found at Big Lots that will make the season a little more spooky. If you are a YouTube watcher and have seen these reviews you know they get pretty silly but these items are definitely worth getting your hands on. Except the candle which smells amazing and mysteriously doesn’t smell at all after it is lit. But what can I say, Big Lots is known for a bargain and just like anything in life, you get what you pay for. ALWAYS!

Tonight I take a random five items I bought for the Halloween season and give a quick report on them. I only chose five because if I was to review the twenty other items this video would be longer than the Godfather because brevity is not something I am familiar with. Each of these five really spoke to me and if you they speak to you too, hurry up down to your local Big Lots and grab them up before the non-believers of Halloween scoop them up the last weekend before Halloween. I look at those people like a pious Catholic looks at the parking situation on Easter and Christmas during mass. They aren’t real Halloween fans, the fakers!

So kick back and watch me ramble on about Halloween items made on the other side of the world by people who have no idea why we would celebrate the macabre amazingness that is Halloween.

Much love!

 

 

 

Dollar General Halloween Finds!

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This past week I have been on the hunt for the latest Halloween items that seem to be crawling their way out of the back storage rooms of particular retailers. Usually by mid-September we are in full swing, but there are a few stragglers. LOOKING AT YOU, TARGET! But other stores always seem to be right on time like a trusty Seiko. Dollar General has their shit together every year and 2017, it is hitting all the feels.

I went there last night to get floss and absolutely left without it because I was drawn into the Halloween aisle like the ‘Falcon to a non-moon. There were so many little odd trinkets for a buck, I just couldn’t leave there without getting a few to make a stupid video. And brother, this one is a doozy. It did come out a little grainy because of the spooky mood-lighting that didn’t quite translate but you will get the point.

I cover a few neat little items that are Dollar General exclusive and even play a little dress-up. I am in late thirties and yes, playing dress-up this time of the year is acceptable. Please watch and “oooh and aaah” at the cheap treats that will most likely disappear forever in my bottom desk drawer.

Shortly after I filmed this I went to remove the witch paint and had a little scare because as hard as I scrubbed, it wouldn’t come off. Like, not even turning the wash cloth a tad greenish. Nothing! I had to use a little more elbow grease than anticipated and I can tell you that today, I feel like I had a pretty nice peel. Smooth as a baby’s butt!

IMG_0135Eventually it came off, for the most part. I still have a slight green hue but all-in-all, I am back to normal.

Hope you enjoyed the Dollar Store Halloween Finds for 2017! Up next is Big Lots! I kind of broke the bank there which you will see this week.

Do something spooky tonight!

Spooky* Sweet Heat Starburst and Skittles

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I have bantered around whether or not to include the new Sweet Heat additions to the Starburst and Skittles family for about a week now and judging by the apparent lack of Earth-shattering releases like the past few years (i.e. Frute Brute, Ecto Cooler, black bun-ed Whoppers…) I figured, what the Hell? After all, I did find them under the Halloween banner for a new release in Wallgreens. That should at least qualify it for something?

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I heard about these from the annual Chicago Candy Faire this past year because I always make sure to keep my finger on the pulse of new items coming around because when original Bonkers make their return, I will repent because I know the rapture is near. Until then, all bets are off to include pants.

Wrigley Inc. debuted the new flavors of Skittles and Starbursts to include the addition of “heat” or spicy to compliment the sweetness. It is a bold move because it’s tough to imagine a 10-year old eating something that is confusing to the palate especially when he or she is raised on a steady diet of mac&cheese and chicken fingers. They are definitely targeting an older market which I kinda like in a candy company.

A little inside baseball, these were not supposed to be released until December of this year. In my mind I would like to think these are an attempt to nudge their way into the Halloween season although there are specific Halloween versions out of both candies. It’s a strange flavor which I think belongs in the world of strange and unusual and that is what Halloween does the best. Right, Winona?

So how do they taste? Well, let’s see starting with Starburst, the obvious winner of the two and don’t you dare disagree!

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There are four flavors which are “Fiery Watermelon”, “Flamin’ Orange”, “Strawberry Mango” and “Pipin’ Pinapple”. My many years of eating ridiculously hot food and two broken noses, I must say, telling these flavors apart beyond the obvious flavor notes like “this is definitely watermelon and not strawberry” is kinda lost on me. I will tell you that there is a definite tingle near the end of the taste test proving the “heat” is actually there. Looking on the package I was curious to see what the element was in the ingredients which is responsible for this faint buzz you get. All I could really see and assume was an uptick in the amount of citric acid. If we ever figure out time travel we can proudly inform the Colonials that in the future we eat acid. That should scare ’em.

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The Skittles were a little less pronounced with the flavors and heat. These had five new flavors: “Lemon Spark, “Fiery Watermelon”, Sizzlin’ Stawberry”and “Flamin’ Orange”. Again, nothing too nuts about these other than the feeling you wished you didn’t eat a handful of Skittles without washing the table pepper from your hands. The same normal tropical fruit taste with a little “ting” in the back of the throat.

All-in-all, not a bad little macabre treat to the mix. I will definitely be adding these to my 2017 Halloween additions this year because as of the first week of September, it’s looking a little lackluster. I am still waiting the big over-dominating item that will hit but not getting hopes high. That’s okay, tough, because this year’s Halloween Hell Show is shaping up to be pretty epic. The first week is always a bit wonky especially with apocalyptic storms and work emergencies, but believe it or not, I anticipated a lot of these contingencies. “Not the first rodeo”, said the clown.

Given a scale of 1-10 I would say a 5 on taste and an unintentional 7 on the Halloween fun. If you see them, give them a try and if you think I am underselling the heat, let me know! I am curious and so is my doctor.

Stay tuned tonight for this year’s first Halloween video review! It will scare your pants off.

 

Mr. Boogedy and Richard Masur

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So, tonight’s post was supposed to be about my experience at Kmart and the awful selection of Halloween items they have since it is September but fortunately something happened to sway this article for tomorrow’s persuasion. I met the district manager and she has their entire lineup and it’s actually impressive for a store that feels like you just beat the last boss in a game and the building is about to collapse.

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Tonight, in light of the movie IT coming to theaters this next week, I thought I would post a full YouTube movie that was uploaded from an amazing user, John Ramanos. It’s the movie (and Jay’s from The Sexy Armpit’s favorite) Mr. Boogedy. A creepy Disney movie and made even more nostalgic by the “Sunday Night Movie” bumper. This was one to get under your skin given the right age or in my case, mental age. I’m easily spooked.

You maybe wondering why I am liking this to the movie IT. Well, the original and made for TV adaptation of the Stephen King’s book, Richard Masur played the role of Stanley who famously had his severed head in a mini fridge shouting “YOU’LL ALL FLOAT!!!” If you read the novel his character is very well explained and actually this scene kinda summed it up very well.

His pissed off face always made me a little uneasy. Just unnatural, Dick!

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So, Richard Mansur is the father in the the Disney spook film, Mr. Boogedy. I know it is a stretched but what the hell? We get a YouTube VHS movie of Disney’s Sunday Night Movie on an actual Sunday and it’s Halloween related! Come on!!!

Enjoy this and watch it in bed with a cat.

The 2017 Halloween Hell Show!

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So it begins…

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Hi friends! It’s back and this year it is going to be gigantic! The 2017 Halloween Hell Show has commenced so put on the spooky soundtrack, crack open a pumpkin beer and let the party begin! I have so many sights to show you like reviews of crazy Halloween products, insane locations and hilarious movie recaps to help make the most out of the season. I won’t spoil it too much but I will say, this year I have really put the pedal down so expect a lot of content and please interact! Especially on Twitter and the Facebook Page. (Happy Birthday, Chad!)

Did you notice the blog is back? Well, I have come to realize that hosting a full flash enabled site has it’s advantages and disadvantages. The non-Wordpress style blog drove me insane and I ended up just not writing because I didn’t want to mess with it so for the season, I am bringing it back. Maybe forever? Perhaps. Be sure to click the latest post which will be a moving circle-thing on the Halloween Hell Show page.

This year I am dedicating the Hell Show to the memory of Dustin “Duddy” Pace who left us way too early. He was a sweet and kind person who would routinely make people’s day simply through kind words and gestures. He leaves a legacy that we should all strive to achieve. Where ever you are, Duddy, this one is for you, pal.

Now let the show begin!