Okay, I told myself I wouldn’t post another archived video I made but while cleaning my YouTube account I found this little ditty from earlier in the year. I was receiving at least 10 calls a day from this lady who was clearly agitated. The messages were absolutely priceless. So, I made a video. It’s my best literal translation of what this poor woman was saying.
Homey don’t play that!
I swear I am coming back. I have been dealing with work, business trips, my tattoo and moving. Oh, and above all else, I have been writing every day and also filming for my epic Halloween countdown that will either propel me into greatness or kill me like a McNugget Sweet&Sour dipping pack behind a car tire. It will be something.
To bridge a couple of day gap, I will reintroduce my self-made video of Billy Connolly agreeing with my disdain for commercials that have obnoxious eating sounds. Fuck off indeed!