Santa Bush. Take Two

Okay, let’s try this again. Last night my frustration went from a whisper to a scream when the simple act of posting a url led me to air-pinching and cursing WordPress to no end. I hate the way we have to upload media now and I don’t think that’s a secret. But the show must go on and now we need to talk a bout the strangest decoration Dollar Tree has to offer. Santa Bush.

I can’t quite wrap my head around Santa Bush. It’s like the botanical community’s own magical elf who brings little packs of plant feed to young saplings.

That was the dumbest thing I have ever written.

While I can’t understand how Santa Bush made it on the Christmas countdown or the fact I paid $3 (3x too much) I will say this new decor needs a touch of something. But what?

Fake snow! Of course! When ever someone asks what the point of fake snow is, just remember Santa Bush. Man, I keep thinking of the theme song to Sugarfoot when ever I say the name Santa Bush. Weird.

Anyway, here is Santa Bush getting it’s share of snow. I think I am going to add snow to everything from now on. Happy Holidays.

Be sure to check out Brian’s Countdown post here!

Santa Bush: Christmas Countdown

Cruising right along with the Cheap Christmas Countdown I am forced to write about this...thing.  I am writing about a weird ball with a bush on top and it has a belt (with this thing that tells time). I really don’t know what angle I am going for but I will say this new media sucks ass and I hate WORPDPRESS RIGHT NOW.

FERCK YOU! DON’T CHANGE WHAT PEOPLE ARE COMFORTABLE WITH JUST TO SAVE YOUR JOB. I KNOW YOU IT PEOPLE. I KNOW YOU.

Be back tomorrow when I understand why some retard did this and how to change the way I blog again.

http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/changes-to-media-handling?replies=1

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